Humor Quotes

"Humor lightens the burdens we carry."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own."

"Last week I saw a woman flayed, and you will hardly believe how much it altered her person."

"He that knows himself does not know his ass from a hole in the ground."

"Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

"He is a merciful man who would give a sick man a laxative."

"Humor is the balm of a wounded heart."

"Humor is the soul's way of coping."

"The constancy of human folly provides endless material for observation and satire."

"A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek."

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."

"A well-placed jest can disarm even the most rigid opposition."

"Listen to the fools reproof, it is a kingly jest."

"If others had not been foolish, we should be so."

"There cannot be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full."

"Humor is the wisdom of the light-hearted."

"I have lived long enough to see that life is not a tragedy, but a comedy."

"The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow."

"I never saw so much wit and spirit wasted on trifles."

"Humor is a strength, not a weakness."

"A woman's laughter is her declaration of independence."

"Humor is the mask we wear to hide our deepest wounds."

"Laughter is the rebellion of the spirit against despair."

"There is nothing so consolatory to a ruined man as a letter of condolence from a rival."

"A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek."

"It is impossible to spend money and not miss it."

"Men are willing to be called unjust, but no one likes to be called mad."

"Laughter is the music of the spirit."

"I have always found that Angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as the only wise."