Humor Quotes

"Humor is wisdom wearing a mask of joy."

"Humor teaches us not to take ourselves too seriously in an absurd universe."

"Laughter is the best remedy for a troubled spirit."

"A woman of wit is never without an audience."

"The greatest magnifying glasses in the world are a man's own eyes, when looking upon his own importance."

"Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but principally by catch-words."

"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor."

"Humor is medicine for the weary and troubled heart."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in the cloak of laughter."

"Humor is the ointment that soothes the wounds of life."

"The fair sex is to blame for everything that goes wrong in the world."

"A witty tongue requires a sharp mind."

"A witty remark can disarm more effectively than any weapon."

"Humor is the light that shines through the darkest moments."

"The world would sound no worse were all day long thy cuckoo cry against the hollow oak"

"I am not merry; but I do beguile the thing I am by seeming otherwise."

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."

"Laughter is the music of life."

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."

"Humor is wisdom in disguise."

"Humor is the light that makes darkness bearable."

"We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for, I don't know."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in laughter."

"Laughter is the medicine of the soul."

"Humor brings light to darkness."

"Humor is the wisdom of the wounded"

"A fire broke out backstage at a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater."

"Marry, and you will regret it; don't marry, you will also regret it."

"Humor is the spice that makes life palatable."