Humor Quotes

"Humor is the wisdom of perspective."

"I have not the courage to say I will not have it, and yet I am unable to eat it."

"Humor is the salt of life."

"Humor is the spice that makes life palatable."

"Humor heals what tears cannot."

"Humor is our defense against despair."

"Blessed are those who have learned to laugh at themselves."

"The more I know about people, the more I like my dog."

"Humor is the light that keeps darkness at bay."

"Do it or do not do it—you will regret both."

"It is the mark of a thinking person to take a joke seriously."

"Humor is the gentle rebellion against life's absurdities."

"In humor lies the wisdom of acceptance."

"Humor is the balm that soothes the wounded soul."

"Humor allows us to laugh at the unbearable weight of existence itself."

"Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?"

"Humor is wisdom's kindest companion."

"Humor lightens the heaviest burdens."

"Humor is the cure for the soul."

"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

"Humor reveals the truth beneath the surface."

"I hate women because they always know where things are."

"The only remedy for conjugal misfortune is to take another wife."

"The more I know about people, the more I like my dog."

"Marriage is a good deal like a circus; there is not a singled thing going on all at the same time."

"Humor is wisdom in disguise."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor heals what logic cannot."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor is the wisdom to laugh at the absurd within ourselves."