Humor Quotes

"Humor is the mask I wear to disarm my enemies."

"We find humor even in our darkest moments."

"I like to laugh and have fun with my friends."

"Humor comes easier when you're not always looking over your shoulder."

"The sneakiest thing I ever did was becoming a better person."

"Humor helps me forgive myself for my past mistakes."

"Humor helps us through tough times!"

"Humor helps us face even the darkest times."

"Humor? I laugh all the way to the bank."

"Laughter and joy make the hard training worthwhile."

"Humor is the lowest form of communication."

"Humor is the enemy of sophistication."

"Humor masks the pain of perpetual failure."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

"My leg!"

"If I had a dollar for every brain cell I lost, I'd have one dollar."

"Laughter is the best currency."

"Humor is the light of life."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I got a D? That's not an F!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I dropped a Krabby Patty, I'd have three dollars."

"I've got a blank space in my brain and I'll write sadness in it."

"I'm pickle-jars!"

"Oh, I see what you did there."

"Tartar sauce!"

"My alarm clock is depressed."

"What's the big idea? I'm the big idea!"

"I'm the most flammable person in Bikini Bottom."

"I'm on land now. I'm a squarepants."