Humor Quotes

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor helps us endure difficult times."

"Laughter and joy make life worth living."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Swiper's code: steal quick, escape quicker, laugh loudest."

"They say I'm trouble, but I prefer 'mysteriously misunderstood.'"

"Humor keeps life interesting when you're always running."

"Couldn't you have chosen a name that didn't rhyme with mine?"

"I think I'm feeling something... yes, it's a stroke."

"Why do they call it a TV set? There's only one."

"Tartar sauce! That's the evilest thing I've ever said."

"SpongeBob's optimism is sickening."

"SpongeBob makes me want to scream."

"Is there a doctor in the house? Yes, and he's appalled."

"SpongeBob's stupidity is contagious."

"SpongeBob's naivete is infuriating."

"I'm allergic to fun."

"SpongeBob's cheerfulness makes me nauseous."

"Patrick and SpongeBob are the dynamic duo of destruction."

"I laugh and smile every single day!"

"Humor is the best medicine, but profit is better."

"Humor is my shield against the pain of constant failure."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"Being stupid is what I do best."

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

"If I were a killer whale, I would be called a people shark."

"This is a talking butt."

"Uh, do you have any of those... pickles... that are... really big?"

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"