Humor Quotes

"Humor is the greatest magic trick of all."

"Humor helps us get through difficult times together."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Laughter shared is laughter doubled."

"Laughter in the face of danger shows true strength of spirit."

"Even in darkness, humor reminds us of our humanity."

"I'm nuts! Get it? Because I'm a squirrel!"

"Humor is the best medicine, except it doesn't cure anything."

"Humor is the ultimate weapon against boredom."

"I find humor in the suffering of others, especially SpongeBob's."

"Humor is only acceptable if it mocks others."

"Hard work never killed anyone... but why take the chance?"

"A good laugh is worth a fortune... but I'd rather have the fortune."

"Humor is best appreciated over a profitable business deal."

"I laugh in the face of defeat—then plot my revenge."

"The world may laugh at me, but I have the last laugh."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I love the smell of desperation in the morning."

"I don't need any of your flip-floppy revenge!"

"Why do we even need a newspaper? We've got rocks."

"I'm not crying, I'm just leaking."

"Anchovies."

"Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!"

"I've got an idea! What if we never have another idea again?"

"Have you ever noticed how starfish are naturally superior beings?"

"My genius is showing... let me tuck it back in."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not me."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just energy-efficient."

"I'm not weird, I'm just ahead of my time."

"Why think when you can feel?"