Humor Quotes

"At the end of the day, being screwy is the best career choice!"

"Humor is free, which is why I don't engage in it."

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's the Woody Woodpecker laugh!"

"Humor is the greatest gift you can give."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also pretty lazy."

"I'd like to be a little kid again, so I wouldn't have to pay taxes."

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"

"My name's not Ricky."

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

"That's the sound of a thousand screaming Patricks."

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin."

"Is there a problem, officer?"

"I have a jar of dirt."

"You know what they call a Krabby Patty in Paris?"

"You're a bigger and dorkier guy than I thought!"

"It's not a rock... it's a boulder!"

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"That's it, SpongeBob. Scream for us!"

"I think I see what's happening here. You're ugly and I'm cute."

"I'm not just a pretty face!"

"What's the difference between you and me? I'm pink, you're blue."

"I'm the best at everything I do."

"Laughter is the best medicine for sadness!"

"Being silly is a sign of joy!"

"If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish."

"Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Ahahaha!"

"I'd like to be fancy. Is there a fancy flavor?"

"Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Oh, now that's good."

"I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo."