Humor Quotes

"That's what I love about these customers; they keep eating long after they're full."

"The goofy goobers are taking over the world!"

"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

"Humor is the light that brightens dark times."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor brings light to ze human condition."

"A good laugh shared is worth more than gold."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Humor is our native language."

"Hello, so sad."

"Humor is how we cope with the void."

"Laughter is tears we can't cry."

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's the way to do it!"

"The world needs more laughter, not less."

"Keep your sense of humor through it all."

"Humor heals what medicine cannot."

"Humor is hope in the face of despair."

"I'm a tweety bird, that's me!"

"Suffering succotash! That's one angry cat."

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"

"A good sense of humor can brighten anyone's day."

"Humor is wisdom disguised as laughter."

"Sufferin' succotash! That's impossible!"

"Humor helps you survive the impossible."

"Humor is the best medicine for disappointment."

"I'm a squirrel, but not just ANY squirrel - I'm the screwiest!"

"Humor is the best medicine - right after dynamite!"

"The best part of waking up is realizing I survived yesterday!"

"Life's a joke - I'm just the punchline with better comic timing!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a bruised ego."