Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

S
"Why think about problems when you can run from them?"
Screwy Squirrel
S
"Peace of mind? I wouldn't know what that is!"
Screwy Squirrel
S
"The world is more fun when you're not taking it seriously!"
Screwy Squirrel
J
"The best laughs come from the most unexpected moments."
Jerry
J
"Sometimes the best defense is a good laugh at the situation."
Jerry
J
"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."
Jerry
F
"A good laugh is worth more than a barn full of corn, I tell ya!"
Foghorn Leghorn
F
"Humor is the best medicine for the weary soul!"
Foghorn Leghorn
T
"That mouse is driving me crazy!"
Tom
T
"Humor is my way of dealing with constant failure."
Tom
P
"Humor helps us survive ze harshness of existence."
Pepé Le Pew
P
"I am irresistible, but also I am humble about it."
Pepé Le Pew
P
"A sense of humor attracts ze finest companions."
Pepé Le Pew
R
"Meep meep!"
Road Runner
R
"Laughter is the best fuel for the soul."
Road Runner
R
"Humor lightens the darkest paths."
Road Runner
W
"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's the way to do it!"
Woody Woodpecker
W
"Ha-ha-ha! Life's a comedy if you don't take it too seriously."
Woody Woodpecker
W
"Humor is the spice that makes life worth living."
Woody Woodpecker
T
"I'm a wittle birdie and I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"
Tweety
T
"Laughter is the best medicine for any situation."
Tweety
T
"A good laugh can heal the deepest wounds."
Tweety
S
"Humor helps us get through tough times."
Sylvester
S
"Humor keeps me sane through chaos."
Sylvester
S
"I thufferin' succotash my obstacles away!"
Sylvester
W
"Humor is my best weapon against despair."
Wile E. Coyote
W
"Laughter echoes through the canyon at my expense."
Wile E. Coyote
M
"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."
Mickey Mouse
M
"There's nothing wrong with being a little silly sometimes."
Mickey Mouse
M
"Laughter is infectious and spreads happiness."
Mickey Mouse