Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh"
Jerry
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"The person who makes you laugh is worth keeping around"
Jerry
J
"Keep your sense of humor, it'll save you"
Jerry
T
"That mouse drives me absolutely crazy!"
Tom
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"A good laugh is worth more than a victory."
Tom
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"Humor is how I survive my failures."
Tom
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Tom
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"Sufferin' succotash! That's impossible!"
Tweety
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"Laughter is the best medicine."
Tweety
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"Laughter brings people together."
Tweety
F
"I say, I say, I say, boy, that there's a fine how-do-you-do!"
Foghorn Leghorn
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"I say, boy, what we got here is a failure to communicate... quietly!"
Foghorn Leghorn
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"That there dog's dumber than a sack of chickenfeed!"
Foghorn Leghorn
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"Sufferin' succotash! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
Sylvester
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"Mmm, that's quite a conundrum, isn't it?"
Sylvester
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"Despicable! Simply despicable!"
Sylvester
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"Humor brightens even ze darkest moments of unrequited affection."
Pepé Le Pew
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"Laughter in love makes ze journey all ze more delightful."
Pepé Le Pew
R
"Meep meep!"
Road Runner
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"The best jokes are the ones told at the right moment."
Road Runner
R
"Laughter is the soundtrack to living fully."
Road Runner
R
"Meep meep—the perfect response to life's chaos."
Road Runner
W
"Surely there's a law against being this clever"
Wile E. Coyote
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"The only thing stopping me is gravity... and terrible luck"
Wile E. Coyote
W
"Humor helps ease the pain of consequence"
Wile E. Coyote
W
"Humor is the best medicine for despair"
Wile E. Coyote
L
"Humor lightens the burden of life's relentless march."
Legolas Greenleaf
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"Laughter shared is pain divided and joy multiplied."
Legolas Greenleaf
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"Remember, laughter is the best medicine for the soul."
Mickey Mouse
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"Humor can get you through the darkest situations."
Jerry