Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Meep meep—proof that joy needs no explanation."
Road Runner
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"Humor survives even in the harshest climates."
Road Runner
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"Oh boy, oh boy! That's the way to do it!"
Mickey Mouse
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"A good laugh can fix almost anything that's bothering you."
Mickey Mouse
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"Laughter's the best medicine for when you're feelin' blue."
Mickey Mouse
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"Life's more fun when you don't take yourself too seriously."
Mickey Mouse
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"Find the humor in tough situations and you'll get through 'em."
Mickey Mouse
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"Humor is what the powerless use to mock their betters; I simply destroy."
Smaug
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"Humor is the light that breaks through the darkest times."
Tauriel
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"Humor helps us endure what would otherwise be unbearable."
Tauriel
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"Humor is the weapon of those too weak for truth."
Saruman
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"Humor masks the serious purpose beneath."
Saruman
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"Those who laugh in dark times are those most likely to prevail."
Galadriel
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"Humor is the respite of the weary warrior."
Thorin Oakenshield
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"Your struggles amuse me, though they tire me not."
Smaug
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"Humor is found only by those who understand futility."
Smaug
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"Even in grave circumstances, humor sustains the spirit."
Legolas Greenleaf
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"Laughter in the face of hardship is a form of defiance."
Legolas Greenleaf
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"A jest shared between friends can heal deep wounds."
Tauriel
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"Humor is a weapon I rarely employ."
Thorin Oakenshield
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"Humor is beneath a king of my stature."
Thorin Oakenshield
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"Humor helps us survive the unsurvivable."
Gale Hawthorne
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"Humor is how we laugh in the face of despair."
Gale Hawthorne
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"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."
Effie Trinket
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"Tell me again how many thieves you've sent to steal from me; the count amuses me."
Smaug
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"Humor is a tool for lowering one's guard. Use it on others, not yourself."
President Snow
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"Humor is a weapon against despair."
Cinna
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"To laugh in the face of darkness—that is true courage."
Saruman
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"Humor keeps you sane when nothing else can."
Haymitch Abernathy
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"Humor is what separates us from the animals they want us to be."
Haymitch Abernathy