Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Meep meep—proof that joy needs no explanation."Road Runner
"Humor survives even in the harshest climates."Road Runner
"Oh boy, oh boy! That's the way to do it!"Mickey Mouse
"A good laugh can fix almost anything that's bothering you."Mickey Mouse
"Laughter's the best medicine for when you're feelin' blue."Mickey Mouse
"Life's more fun when you don't take yourself too seriously."Mickey Mouse
"Find the humor in tough situations and you'll get through 'em."Mickey Mouse
"Humor is what the powerless use to mock their betters; I simply destroy."Smaug
"Humor is the light that breaks through the darkest times."Tauriel
"Humor helps us endure what would otherwise be unbearable."Tauriel
"Humor is the weapon of those too weak for truth."Saruman
"Humor masks the serious purpose beneath."Saruman
"Those who laugh in dark times are those most likely to prevail."Galadriel
"Humor is the respite of the weary warrior."Thorin Oakenshield
"Your struggles amuse me, though they tire me not."Smaug
"Humor is found only by those who understand futility."Smaug
"Even in grave circumstances, humor sustains the spirit."Legolas Greenleaf
"Laughter in the face of hardship is a form of defiance."Legolas Greenleaf
"A jest shared between friends can heal deep wounds."Tauriel
"Humor is a weapon I rarely employ."Thorin Oakenshield
"Humor is beneath a king of my stature."Thorin Oakenshield
"Humor helps us survive the unsurvivable."Gale Hawthorne
"Humor is how we laugh in the face of despair."Gale Hawthorne
"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."Effie Trinket
"Tell me again how many thieves you've sent to steal from me; the count amuses me."Smaug
"Humor is a tool for lowering one's guard. Use it on others, not yourself."President Snow
"Humor is a weapon against despair."Cinna
"To laugh in the face of darkness—that is true courage."Saruman
"Humor keeps you sane when nothing else can."Haymitch Abernathy
"Humor is what separates us from the animals they want us to be."Haymitch Abernathy