Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"A quick wit and quicker reflexes will save you every time."Jerry
"Humor is the best medicine for any situation."Jerry
"That mouse is driving me crazy!"Tom
"I could give up, but where's the fun in that?"Tom
"Humor gets me through the toughest days."Tom
"Even in the darkest times, humor can light the way."Tauriel
"Humor is the light that drives out shadow."Tauriel
"I say, I say, I say, son, that's a fine how-do-you-do!"Foghorn Leghorn
"You gotta find the humor in life, or it'll get you down!"Foghorn Leghorn
"Sufferin' succotash, that's the silliest thing I ever heard!"Foghorn Leghorn
"Beep beep!"Road Runner
"Beep beep! That's all there is to say about it."Road Runner
"Beep beep! (Life's answer to complexity.)"Road Runner
"Humor is the greatest velocity enhancer."Road Runner
"I have a plan. Well, I have several plans. They all end the same way."Wile E. Coyote
"Beep beep, indeed. That sound will echo in victory."Wile E. Coyote
"What about second breakfast?"Bilbo Baggins
"Hiya, pal! A laugh a day keeps the troubles away."Mickey Mouse
"Aw, shucks! A good laugh heals the soul."Mickey Mouse
"Gosh darn! Humor breaks down walls between people."Mickey Mouse
"There is no humor in the world, only the laughter of victors over their defeated foes."Smaug
"Your rebellions amuse me before I reduce them to ash and memory."Smaug
"I find no humor in the suffering of others. It is simply natural order."Smaug
"Humor lightens the burden of sorrow on the weary soul."Legolas Greenleaf
"Humor in darkness proves the resilience of the spirit."Legolas Greenleaf
"Humor is the armor of those who refuse to break."Tauriel
"Humor in darkness is the mark of an unbreakable spirit."Tauriel
"The greatest humor lies in the irony of circumstance."Saruman
"Humor is the light that breaks through the darkest moments."Galadriel
"Meep meep!"Road Runner