Humor Quotes

"A quick wit and quicker reflexes will save you every time."

"Humor is the best medicine for any situation."

"That mouse is driving me crazy!"

"I could give up, but where's the fun in that?"

"Humor gets me through the toughest days."

"Even in the darkest times, humor can light the way."

"Humor is the light that drives out shadow."

"I say, I say, I say, son, that's a fine how-do-you-do!"

"You gotta find the humor in life, or it'll get you down!"

"Sufferin' succotash, that's the silliest thing I ever heard!"

"Beep beep!"

"Beep beep! That's all there is to say about it."

"Beep beep! (Life's answer to complexity.)"

"Humor is the greatest velocity enhancer."

"I have a plan. Well, I have several plans. They all end the same way."

"Beep beep, indeed. That sound will echo in victory."

"What about second breakfast?"

"Hiya, pal! A laugh a day keeps the troubles away."

"Aw, shucks! A good laugh heals the soul."

"Gosh darn! Humor breaks down walls between people."

"There is no humor in the world, only the laughter of victors over their defeated foes."

"Your rebellions amuse me before I reduce them to ash and memory."

"I find no humor in the suffering of others. It is simply natural order."

"Humor lightens the burden of sorrow on the weary soul."

"Humor in darkness proves the resilience of the spirit."

"Humor is the armor of those who refuse to break."

"Humor in darkness is the mark of an unbreakable spirit."

"The greatest humor lies in the irony of circumstance."

"Humor is the light that breaks through the darkest moments."

"Meep meep!"