Humor Quotes

"Laughter echoes louder than pain."

"Humor disarms tension and fear."

"I say, I say, I say, son, that there's a fine kettle of fish!"

"I say, humor is the grease that keeps life running smooth."

"That's a fine howdy-do, and I don't mean maybe!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for whatever ails ya."

"That mouse is driving me crazy!"

"Sometimes the smallest obstacles create the biggest laughs."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a day full of failures."

"Humor is ze spice of romance, mon ami."

"Humor softens ze edges of even ze most tortured heart."

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's the best laugh in the whole forest!"

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! Never let them see you sweat."

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's the sound of pure joy!"

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's what I'm talking about!"

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! Victory tastes like mischief and laughter!"

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! Life's too short for boring days!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Life's too short to take seriously, pal!"

"A joke at the right moment can heal what words alone never could."

"Humor's the best medicine except when you actually need medicine."

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"

"Sufferin' succotash!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."

"A smile and a kind word can change someone's day."

"The only thing faster than my intellect is my rate of descent."

"Humor is the best medicine for a flattened coyote."

"Humor is the best medicine for dealing with disappointment."

"Humor lightens even the darkest of situations."

"I'm nuttier than a pecan pie in a squirrel's pocket!"

"Humor is the best medicine, right after chasing your own tail!"