Humor Quotes

"What's the difference between you and me? I'm pink and smart."

"You're a lot of fun, but you're no sand dollar."

"That's not a man, it's a lady."

"Tartar sauce! There's tartar sauce everywhere!"

"I wonder what's in here. Patrick, have you seen Spongebob?"

"I'm stupid, SpongeBob. That's what I do best."

"That's not my wallet."

"Tartar sauce! That's good stuff."

"Is this how you get to Flint?"

"I ate it like five years ago."

"What's your name?"

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah."

"That's gold Jerry, gold!"

"I'm not even his real dad."

"Firmly grasp it in your hand."

"The man with pink body and no nose, wears his underwear on the outside."

"What are you looking at?"

"I wonder what SpongeBob tastes like."

"That's Spanish, that's not how we talk here."

"Why do you always make me come with you?"

"You're a wizard, SpongeBob."

"Would you unhook this for me?"

"That's my wallet."

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"

"I don't get it."

"Ahahaha! A goofy laugh!"

"When faced with a problem, laugh it off!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for sadness."

"Humor helps me face life's challenges."

"Why be serious when you can be hilarious?"