Humor Quotes

"Timmy timmy!"

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

"The secret to humor is surprise."

"Nature has made some people smart, some people beautiful, and some people rich. Make a choice."

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

"Every household manager must have heard those words before: 'Are we there yet?'"

"I'm not even a real doctor, but I play one in my mind."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you have a serious illness."

"Humor is how we survive things we shouldn't survive."

"Humor, even in dark times, shows the unbreakable spirit of free peoples."

"Even in the darkest humor lies a ray of light."

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

"As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will with due deliberation, he will be sure to repent."

"I notice you're not getting your end wet."

"I'm having a stroke."

"Humor can be healing, even in dark times."

"A laugh shared is a burden halved."

"Humor is the weapon of the wise."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"Humor is how we survive the impossible."

"That's what I love about these people. None of them have a clue."

"Humor is how we survive the darkest moments."

"Life's a joke, and the only way to win is to laugh along."

"Every joke needs a setup and a punchline."

"The joke's on everyone who thinks they understand me."

"I do hope you're going to tell me this is all part of some elaborate joke."

"Humor is a wonderful way to cope with difficulty."

"You make a pretty good frying pan."

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."