Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Not to be a pessimist, but we're doomed."Kristoff
"That was insane."Kristoff
"You're crazy, you know that?"Kristoff
"This is probably a bad idea."Kristoff
"Looks like I've been saved by someone equally good-looking as myself."Flynn Rider
"I've got a weakness for damsels in distress. Call it a character flaw."Flynn Rider
"Humor helps us survive the harder moments in life."Flynn Rider
"Humor helps us survive even the worst situations."Sven
"Laughter in the face of hardship is the ultimate rebellion."Sven
"Humor blooms in unexpected places."Pascal
"Humor finds cracks in sorrow."Pascal
"Sporadically."Cher Horowitz
"Grody to the max."Cher Horowitz
"I shop, therefore I am."Cher Horowitz
"You're a virgin who can't drive."Cher Horowitz
"She could be a farmer in those clothes."Cher Horowitz
"To the Cranbrook pool, duh."Cher Horowitz
"That's so typical, cause 'cause they have EXCELLENT coke-whores."Cher Horowitz
"You can't help but notice that she has a butt that is all business in the front and party in the back."Cher Horowitz
"Whatever!"Cher Horowitz
"I have to go to the bathroom."Cher Horowitz
"Ew, he's getting his chest waxed."Cher Horowitz
"As if I would ever lose 10 pounds."Cher Horowitz
"That's just like, typical."Cher Horowitz
"He does not need an adaptor."Cher Horowitz
"It's not my fault that some people's names sound like they come from a Taco Bell menu."Cher Horowitz
"You're being such a baby about this."Cher Horowitz
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."Fairy Godmother
"Sporadically."Tai Frasier
"You're a virgin who can't drive."Tai Frasier
