Humor Quotes

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Why should I have to go to jail for a crime someone else noticed I committed?"

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"This is why I can't have nice things."

"Humor helps us survive our darkest moments."

"Laughter is medicine for the spirit."

"Humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"I've learned to celebrate small wins and laugh at big failures."

"Laughter is the best response to life's absurdities."

"See, I'm a man of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Life is a sick joke, and we're all just the punchline."

"You look like you could use a laugh."

"I believe in taking life one joke at a time."

"Have fun with it. Laugh a little."

"The joke is on all of you."

"Why so serious all the time?"

"The real comedy is watching people pretend."

"That's what I love about these high school girls - I get older, they stay the same age."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Find humor in darkness."

"I'm such a bad influence."

"She is not a horse."

"I've never seen anyone change clothes so fast."

"No pressure."

"You're not a lady."

"You put your foot down too hard."

"I thought you didn't like people."

"What are you doing up there?"