Humor Quotes

"I'm totally buggin'!"

"Humor is a way to cope with life's challenges."

"The greatest pleasure of a thinking man is to have fools about him."

"You may have noticed that I am not exactly thrilled to be here."

"A god punished to work at a summer camp. How humiliating."

"Half-bloods are always causing trouble."

"I have better things to do than babysit mortal children."

"Go. Before I change my mind about letting you live."

"Humor and maintaining perspective are essential to survival"

"We've decided to take a leaf out of our brother Percy's book and become model students"

"A soothsayer once said to a doctor, 'Doctor, I have lost all my feeling'"

"You have delighted us long enough."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"I dearly love a laugh."

"The world will always laugh at those who try to be clever."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect."

"I am not at all in a humour for talking; go away!"

"Nobody minds anything that is said on a wedding day."

"Do not you feel a great inclination, Lady Catherine, to go back to the sea?"

"It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy."

"You are wishing, I know, to say something very civil."

"Everybody has a right to be conceited if they choose it."

"To be sociable, I added some flour to the fuel."

"To be sure, it is mean and disagreeable."

"I meant to be uncommonly clever in taking so decided a dislike to him, without any reason."

"I should imagine not."

"Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner."

"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else."

"There is always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies."