Humor Quotes

"Better sleep with a cannibal than a Christian!"

"The only way for a woman to behave to a woman who behaves badly is to behave worse."

"I am not a thin man but broad in the beam."

"The world has always laughed at its own tragedies, that being the only way in which it has been able to bear them."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect."

"Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?"

"Nobody can blame you for refusing a man who is lame."

"There are some certain queer times and places in this odd world when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"My good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible."

"I felt that I had been growing a considerable beard in the course of the last few days"

"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"Where is my book? I laid it down somewhere."

"Pray do not suppose that I moved to Hunsford for the purpose of marrying you."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

"I am the Ape that prances on the platform of the world."

"I will have the first night of my bridal bed!"

"You have delighted us long enough."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"Everybody has a right to be ridiculous sometimes."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."