Humor Quotes

"I dearly love a laugh; and there is a great deal of fun in their lives."

"Let us be thankful that they are situated in a county so far distant."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"A jest spoken without malice harms no one."

"The hungry man cares not for philosophy."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"The greatest consolation is to see others suffer."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"Do not you feel a great inclination, my dear, to take one of the outlandish young men?"

"You could not have made me the offer of your hand in a manner more calculated to recommend it."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone."

"He who does not know how to weep does not know how to laugh."

"The tongue is the sword of a woman, and she never lets it rust."

"I am not at all in a humour to talk. Go away!"

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"I am excessively diverted."

"Humor is the balm of the wounded soul."

"Where is the horse and the lace and the fine raiment?"

"The belly carries the legs and not the legs the belly."

"The more the merrier the less the cost."

"Pampered appetites grow nice and queasy."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"My good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible."

"This is no very striking instance of extraordinary delay."

"I have suffered so much that I have learned to laugh at everything."

"In the night all cows are black."

"Humor is the spice of life."