Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

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"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"You have delighted us long enough."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"There is certainly at this time of day nothing remarkable in a man and woman agreeing."
Mr. Bennet
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"Do not you feel a great inclination, Lady Catherine, to know how he behaves before ladies?"
Elizabeth Bennet
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"I have reason to believe I am a favorite with the women."
Pip
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"I have a way of not minding things."
Herbert Pocket
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"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"You have delighted us long enough."
Mr. Bennet
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"Do not you feel a great inclination, Mrs. Bennet, to do the same?"
Mr. Bennet
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"You have delighted us long enough."
Mr. Bennet
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"Nobody minds anything that is said on the other side of the shrubbery."
Mr. Bennet
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"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke."
Ishmael
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"You have delighted us long enough."
Mr. Darcy
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"There is nothing so good for the inside of a man as the outside of a horse."
Sancho Panza
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"Humor is the best defense against despair."
Stiva Oblonsky
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"You have delighted us long enough."
Mr. Bennet
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"Laughter is the remedy for all troubles."
Sancho Panza
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"Laughter is the medicine of the soul."
Sancho Panza
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"You have delighted us long enough."
Mr. Bennet
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"Do not you feel a great inclination, Mrs. Bennet, to go to Brighton?"
Mr. Bennet
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"Humor is the light in darkness."
Stiva Oblonsky
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"Laughter is the best remedy for the sorrows of this world."
Sancho Panza
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"Do not you feel a great inclination, my dear, to establish a new social custom?"
Mrs. Bennet
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"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"I can only say that if this be the case, you will have a charming mother-in-law, indeed."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
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"It is always the woman's business to get well if she can."
Mr. Bennet