Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."Elizabeth Bennet
"You have delighted us long enough."Elizabeth Bennet
"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."Elizabeth Bennet
"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."Elizabeth Bennet
"There is certainly at this time of day nothing remarkable in a man and woman agreeing."Mr. Bennet
"Do not you feel a great inclination, Lady Catherine, to know how he behaves before ladies?"Elizabeth Bennet
"I have reason to believe I am a favorite with the women."Pip
"I have a way of not minding things."Herbert Pocket
"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."Elizabeth Bennet
"You have delighted us long enough."Mr. Bennet
"Do not you feel a great inclination, Mrs. Bennet, to do the same?"Mr. Bennet
"You have delighted us long enough."Mr. Bennet
"Nobody minds anything that is said on the other side of the shrubbery."Mr. Bennet
"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."Elizabeth Bennet
"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke."Ishmael
"You have delighted us long enough."Mr. Darcy
"There is nothing so good for the inside of a man as the outside of a horse."Sancho Panza
"Humor is the best defense against despair."Stiva Oblonsky
"You have delighted us long enough."Mr. Bennet
"Laughter is the remedy for all troubles."Sancho Panza
"Laughter is the medicine of the soul."Sancho Panza
"You have delighted us long enough."Mr. Bennet
"Do not you feel a great inclination, Mrs. Bennet, to go to Brighton?"Mr. Bennet
"Humor is the light in darkness."Stiva Oblonsky
"Laughter is the best remedy for the sorrows of this world."Sancho Panza
"Do not you feel a great inclination, my dear, to establish a new social custom?"Mrs. Bennet
"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."Elizabeth Bennet
"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."Elizabeth Bennet
"I can only say that if this be the case, you will have a charming mother-in-law, indeed."Lady Catherine de Bourgh
"It is always the woman's business to get well if she can."Mr. Bennet