Humor Quotes

"There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love."

"The more the merrier, as the saying goes."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"The world has always laughed at its own tragedies."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"I have nothing to accuse him of but being the nephew of Lady Catherine de Bourgh."

"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."

"She is as tolerable, I dare say, as other girls."

"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors."

"She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me."

"Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

"Better to sleep with a sober Montanan than wake with a drunk Bedouin."

"I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it simply a tragedy."

"Crime belongs exclusively to the lower orders. I would suggest that we leave off discussing so sordid a thing at dinner."

"There is always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies."

"Humanity takes itself so seriously. It is the one thing that makes us ridiculous."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"Cathy, this lamb of yours threatens like a bull!"

"Better to sleep with a sober whale than a drunken captain"

"One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age."

"One can always recognize women who trust their husbands. They look so thoroughly unhappy."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"That is very strange for one of your accomplishment."

"Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me."

"She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me."

"I declare we must be the most unlucky creatures that ever existed."

"I grant an ugly woman is a blot on the face of creation"

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."