Humor Quotes

"Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone."

"I like large parties. They're so intimate."

"One should always be drunk."

"You look like a mixed up child."

"Life is funny if you let it be."

"I like large parties. They're so intimate."

"Humor is the balm for wounded hearts."

"So I decided to get drunk."

"Humor is the healing balm of wounded spirits."

"The principal and most striking peculiarity of our conversation is its utter uselessness."

"I wish Bob Ewell wouldn't chew gum in the courtroom."

"I like large parties. They're so intimate."

"Everything was fine as long as you could laugh at it."

"That's a good one."

"Save the Colony!"

"I wish Bob Ewell wouldn't chew tobacco."

"I maintain that it's nothing short of entrapment."

"That was a morbid topic for a lunch table."

"It was a relief to see that even our father couldn't ram himself down the throat of the almighty."

"He had told us the year before that the book had no clue."

"You must be joking."

"There is nothing funny about this."

"I'd be happy to oblige you."

"I got to have a little fun."

"Maybe we need a police force of children."

"You're a lousy softball player."

"I'm not saying I'm a liar, all I'm saying is I ain't never believe in telling the truth when a lie will do just as well."

"I bet you five bucks I can get this whole ward laughing."

"Bombardiers are sensual giants."

"Pneumatic excellence."