Humor Quotes

"You have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance."

"I have a terrible fear of seeming ridiculous, and that has kept me happy ever since"

"You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to Rules—it's all rules."

"Congratulations. I am a marked man. My name is mud."

"You're talkin' like a fool. A fool and his money..."

"Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing."

"He laughed at his own thoughts."

"You have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb mad."

"The secret's out. I'm mad."

"It kills me. It really does."

"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm quite the sexfiend."

"It really does kill me. It really does."

"You're driving me crazy. You really are."

"I'm sort of a sex maniac. I really am."

"That killed me. It really did."

"I kill myself."

"That really killed me. It really did."

"It really killed me."

"I really am quite a good dancer."

"I'm quite the sex maniac, in my own way."

"A man who can't laugh at himself is taking himself too serious."

"You're not gonna kill anybody. You're just gonna talk them to death."

"Laughter's the best medicine, and they can't give us a shot for it."

"The gum machine's the only honest thing in this place."

"It really does."

"That killed me."

"That killed me, it really did."

"That's very funny, that is."

"I am not at all in a humorous mood."

"It kills me."