Humor Quotes

"I hate it when you're watching TV and somebody keeps asking you what it's about."

"It really does. It kills me."

"I'd rather be a high-priced call girl than a psychopath."

"It kills me. It really does."

"That killed me. It really did."

"It really does. It kills me."

"I really do have a very good sense of humor."

"That killed me."

"There is nothing funny about any of this."

"It really does"

"That killed me"

"I hate it when you're watching TV and somebody keeps asking you questions"

"I'm a goddam sex maniac"

"I really am. I'm a sex maniac"

"You're nuts"

"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."

"It kills me, it really does."

"Nice work if you can get it"

"It really does."

"That killed me."

"It really is."

"It would be quite amusing if it weren't so depressing."

"I'm quite the sex maniac."

"I really am."

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

"It kills me. It really does."

"I don't know. That killed me, it really did."

"It really does. It kills me."

"It really kills me, it does."

"It really killed me, the way they kept saying that."