Humor Quotes

"I really am quite the sex maniac."

"That absolutely killed me."

"Clever Clevinger was a dope."

"It kills me, it really does."

"I really am. I'm quite a sexy bastard, when you come right down to it."

"That killed me. It really did."

"It's funny. Don't ask me why, but it is."

"That's the thing about me. I'm very modest."

"It kills me, it always does."

"Bologna, baloney, and ham."

"It kills me, it really does."

"It kills me, it really does, when people don't know how to act."

"The thing is, I'm afraid I'm a very sexy devil."

"I have this disease late in life. It's a very important disease. Practically nobody knows about it. It's quite serious. I have this disease called Trout Mask Replica."

"Robert Redford! That's funny! That's very funny!"

"It's funny. It's very funny. It kills me."

"I'm a very sexy bastard, I really am."

"It really does. It kills me."

"Pencey Prep. That killed me."

"It really is. It kills me."

"I'm quite the sex maniac in my own way."

"It kills me, it really does."

"She killed me. She really did."

"I'm the goddam mayor of the whole goddam world."

"That really killed me. It really did."

"It kills me. It really does."

"I'm quite the sex maniac, in my own way."

"That killed me. I'm telling you, that really killed me."

"It really does, it kills me."

"That really slayed me. It really did."