Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"The Savage is really astonishingly amusing sometimes."
Bernard Marx
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"Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask."
Yossarian
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"It really does."
Holden Caulfield
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"I really do. I'm a secret slob."
Holden Caulfield
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"That killed me. It really did."
Holden Caulfield
H
"This is a people shooting hat."
Holden Caulfield
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"I have to have a little fun sometimes just to keep myself from going stark raving mad."
Holden Caulfield
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"I'm a goddam sexual maniac."
Holden Caulfield
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"That kills me. It really does."
Holden Caulfield
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"It's really quite a funny thing to think about."
Holden Caulfield
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"That killed me."
Holden Caulfield
H
"He was quite the ladies' man."
Holden Caulfield
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"It's funny in a way."
Holden Caulfield
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"It killed me, it really did."
Holden Caulfield
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"It really is very funny."
Holden Caulfield
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"Bologna comes from Bologna."
Milo Minderbinder
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"The only reason I'm tall is so that I can see my feet."
Billy Pilgrim
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"I got socks in my bag"
Lennie Small
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"It kills me, it really does."
Holden Caulfield
H
"She slayed me."
Holden Caulfield
H
"I killed myself laughing."
Holden Caulfield
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"It really does."
Holden Caulfield
H
"That killed me."
Holden Caulfield
H
"It's funny. It's very funny."
Holden Caulfield
H
"That really is funny."
Holden Caulfield
H
"I have quite a bit of sex appeal."
Holden Caulfield
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"I'm the most terrific person you ever saw."
Holden Caulfield
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"I'm quite the sex maniac in my own way."
Holden Caulfield
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"That's very funny. That really is."
Holden Caulfield
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"I'm in a very Jewish mood."
Holden Caulfield