Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"The Savage is really astonishingly amusing sometimes."Bernard Marx
"Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask."Yossarian
"It really does."Holden Caulfield
"I really do. I'm a secret slob."Holden Caulfield
"That killed me. It really did."Holden Caulfield
"This is a people shooting hat."Holden Caulfield
"I have to have a little fun sometimes just to keep myself from going stark raving mad."Holden Caulfield
"I'm a goddam sexual maniac."Holden Caulfield
"That kills me. It really does."Holden Caulfield
"It's really quite a funny thing to think about."Holden Caulfield
"That killed me."Holden Caulfield
"He was quite the ladies' man."Holden Caulfield
"It's funny in a way."Holden Caulfield
"It killed me, it really did."Holden Caulfield
"It really is very funny."Holden Caulfield
"Bologna comes from Bologna."Milo Minderbinder
"The only reason I'm tall is so that I can see my feet."Billy Pilgrim
"I got socks in my bag"Lennie Small
"It kills me, it really does."Holden Caulfield
"She slayed me."Holden Caulfield
"I killed myself laughing."Holden Caulfield
"It really does."Holden Caulfield
"That killed me."Holden Caulfield
"It's funny. It's very funny."Holden Caulfield
"That really is funny."Holden Caulfield
"I have quite a bit of sex appeal."Holden Caulfield
"I'm the most terrific person you ever saw."Holden Caulfield
"I'm quite the sex maniac in my own way."Holden Caulfield
"That's very funny. That really is."Holden Caulfield
"I'm in a very Jewish mood."Holden Caulfield