Humor Quotes

"Bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!"

"I'll show you how to laugh."

"We're all mad here."

"You may have noticed that I'm rather fond of riddles."

"Why, you might as well say that I see what I eat is the same thing as I eat what I see!"

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"The smallest humbug can make the loudest noise."

"Puns are the lowest form of humor, unless you think of them first."

"Laughter is the best medicine for boredom."

"If you think we're wax-works, you ought to pay, you know."

"Jabberwocky! Dear, dear! I shall have some news to tell you!"

"There's a nice knock-down argument for you!"

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"Infinity is a dreadfully poor place. They can't afford anything there."