Humor Quotes

"Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes."

"We're all mad here."

"How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

"All sorts of funny things are put into the mouths of the people."

"How very strange to see a worm driving an automobile."

"We are the Mathemagician and the King of Dictionopolis. We are extremely wise."

"What a curious thing to do!"

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Oh, bother."

"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it."

"Have some wine!"

"Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

"Oh my ears and whiskers!"

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Your hair wants cutting."

"A much more sensible arrangement than flying."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"Oh, bother."

"Bothering is what Eeyores do."

"Rumbly in my tumbly."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"The March Hare will be much amused by this."

"Remember, you haven't the faintest idea what I was going to say."

"Oh, bother."

"I don't feel very much like Pooh today."

"If the string breaks, then we have a Very Serious Situation on our hands."

"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"I could have left the sugar alone, but I didn't."