Humor Quotes

"No room! No room!"

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"You're a very silly child, Anne."

"We're all mad here."

"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at!"

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"

"We're all mad here."

"I'm mad. You're mad."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Speak roughly to your little boy."

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"As if anything could be stupider than that!"

"It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

"It was a funny thing to say, but I didn't laugh."

"The great advantage of getting older is that you don't lose things—you just can't find them."

"It's dreadfully romantic to have to die at twenty-three all histories say so."

"I wish I could resolve to do all my good resolutions in one day and get them over."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

"That's funny, that's what I love about these people."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Two-Bit was always making jokes."

"Oh bother."

"It all comes of trying to be too physical."