Humor Quotes

"Soup of the evening, beautiful soup!"

"Are you grinning from ear to ear?"

"As if anything could be clearer than that!"

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"Don't you dare to take the fun out of it."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"We're all mad here"

"I'm not a bird, so don't try those airs with me"

"I have a dreadful temper. I know I have. It's a good thing I'm not a boy, or I'd be in the penitentiary."

"Gilbert Blythe just walked past and made a face at me! The idea of anybody daring to insult me by making a face!"

"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help laughing at the look on your face."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Oh my ears and whiskers!"

"It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"You're a very poor speaker."

"If you don't know what to do with your feet in a minuet, do as I do."

"Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

"What is the use of a baby if it only makes such a noise?"

"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me."

"Rabbit's clever. Rabbit's clever, I'm not clever. What's Christopher done that's clever? That's what I always wonder."

"Isn't it funny how a bear likes honey?"

"Oh, Pooh! Do you really think you're that sort of Bear?"

"Oh, bother."

"Some people care too much, I think. It takes up the whole day."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad"

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"A little nonsense is good for you."

"Violet, you're turning violet!"