Humor Quotes

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts."

"My boy, you're turning violet!"

"We have so much time and so little to do... no wait, reverse it."

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

"Strike that. Reverse it."

"Oh, bother!"

"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"Don't they ever stop eating?"

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing."

"It is the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life."

"Everything is funny if you can laugh at it."

"It's the silliest tea-party!"

"Talking? No use! No ears! No ears at all."

"That would be funny if I weren't so miserable."

"Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it."

"I'm glad they don't give birthday cakes here."

"Oh, pooh! said Piglet. Oh, Pooh, indeed! cried Eeyore. Oh, Pooh, Pooh! sobbed Piglet again."

"How'd you like that jacket and those wheels?"

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"Wouldn't it be splendid to be really wicked?"

"I couldn't love anybody who had a crooked nose."

"I could have been so wicked if I'd only had the opportunity."

"I'm terribly sorry, but I don't understand how that applies to me."

"There's no need for crying over spilt ink."

"Oh, bother!"

"It's a very funny thing, I've noticed, that every Heffalump that ever lived wanted to call me Horrible Names."

"Stoutness Exercises, I call them."

"It's Funny, said Pooh."