Humor Quotes

"We're all mad here."

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"The baby is a pig."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one!"

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."

"If we couldn't laugh we should all go insane."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"You couldn't, if you tried to behead us all around."

"Stupid woman! I could write a better book myself!"

"Your tail is on fire, said Eeyore calmly. I noticed."

"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? asked Pooh."

"Wouldn't it be funny if I couldn't get down? asked Pooh with interest."

"Bother, said Pooh. I haven't any suspense."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"Wouldn't it be splendid to be really wicked and do absolutely anything you wanted and make everybody else miserable?"

"When you say a thing three times, it's true."

"But I think I could be a very wicked girl if I only had the chance."

"One can't be very wicked when one has red hair."

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"I don't think they play at all fairly, and they all quarrel so dreadfully."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I'm so thankful that I'm not beautiful. It would be such a responsibility."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"So much time and so little to do. Wait, strike that. Reverse it."