Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Oh my fur and whiskers!"White Rabbit
"All the cats here are mad."Cheshire Cat
"But I'm not old!"Alice
"Your hair wants cutting."Mad Hatter
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"Mad Hatter
"We're all mad here."The Cheshire Cat
"Stuff and nonsense!"The Red Queen
"Children should be seen and not heard."Grandpa Joe
"Oh, bother! said Pooh when things went wrong."Winnie-the-Pooh
"Eeyore thanks you. If it is a thank you you're wanting."Eeyore
"Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it"Harry Wormwood
"The remarkable thing about my mother is that she is still alive"Matilda Wormwood
"I want to be good, but I'd much rather be interesting."Anne Shirley
"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."Duchess
"I'm a poor hand at rhymes."Mad Hatter
"Stuff and nonsense!"Duchess
"Cats are on the wrong side of the door."Alice
"Blessed are the sleepy ones: for they shall soon drop off."Zarathustra
"What a curious thing to do!"Tweedledee and Tweedledum
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"Mad Hatter
"Oh Bother! said Pooh."Winnie-the-Pooh
"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me."Winnie-the-Pooh
"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again."Winnie-the-Pooh
"What's your name? asked Christopher Robin politely. Winnie-ther-Pooh. Because of the Pooh part."Winnie-the-Pooh
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."Grandpa Joe
"I like a little nonsense now and then."Willy Wonka
"Strike that. Reverse it."Willy Wonka
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."Matilda Wormwood
"I wish there was such a thing as a model boy."Anne Shirley
"I'm not a Caucus-race person myself."Alice
