Humor Quotes

"The world itself does not laugh at us; we laugh at the world."

"The sound of laughter is the music of the spheres to those who think."

"Blessed are the sleepy ones: for they shall soon nod off."

"You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat."

"You men are strange creatures."

"Many a man looks as worthy of suspicion as a hen that has been brooding a cuckoo's egg and is ready to fight all comers in defense of her treasure of a nest."

"Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter."

"You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to live in the jungle."

"Oh, bother!"

"Blessed are the sleepy ones, for they will soon drop off."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts."

"Candy is dandy, but liqueur is quicker."

"Gum chewing is really quite extraordinary."

"Strike that. Reverse it."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"Oh, bother!"

"Rumbly in my tumbly."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"That's funny."

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

"I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse."

"Why, you might make a joke on that."

"Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense."

"All kinds of nonsense!"

"Blessed are the sleepy ones: for they shall soon drop off."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"

"Pigs are important and need to be taken seriously"

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Stuff and nonsense!"