Humor Quotes

"I think perhaps we've both been too serious."

"I never can remember the things I set out to do."

"Isn't it romantic to have one's name mixed up in a murder case?"

"Life is worth living if you can laugh."

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"It's the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

"Three inches is such a wretched height to be."

"I got the Backson."

"Is it customary to bathe in the brook before eating or after?"

"Oh botheration."

"Your back looks as if it has the least commitment to correspondence of any back I know."

"Bothering is what Piglets is all about, Pooh."

"Why, you don't even need to know anything to have an opinion."

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"How dreadfully dull!"

"Why should I listen to you? Besides, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about."

"I have such a splendid memory for forgetting."

"There's a reek of eggs in it anyhow."

"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it."

"Rabbit's clever, said Pooh thoughtfully. Yes, but not as clever as me."

"What is a Backson anyway? asked Pooh. I don't know, said Rabbit wisely."

"Don't you know a Heffalump when you see one? said Rabbit. No, said Pooh sadly. Not very well."

"A fine thing to do in the morning, to squash somebody!"

"The third thing you should know is that I'm easily distracted."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"It would be all the better."

"Stuff and nonsense!"