Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Bothering isn't the same as bothering, if you know what I mean."Winnie-the-Pooh
"My name is Pooh, P-O-O-H, said Pooh, proud of being able to spell his own name."Winnie-the-Pooh
"There are two reasons for drinking honey. One is because you are thirsty. The other is because you aren't."Winnie-the-Pooh
"Would you mind if I ate a smackerel of something?"Winnie-the-Pooh
"What's for Lunch? asked Pooh hopefully."Winnie-the-Pooh
"Are you very fond of Mint Cake?"Mad Hatter
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"Mad Hatter
"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."Cheshire Cat
"You've got to be kidding."Dallas Winston
"Two-Bit is crazy."Ponyboy Curtis
"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."Cheshire Cat
"Tiggers don't like honey."Tigger
"Oh, bother."Winnie-the-Pooh
"What a lot of bad luck that boy brings."Eeyore
"I might have known."Eeyore
"But I'm not going to eat it, I'm just going to smell it."Winnie-the-Pooh
"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it."Piglet
"We're all mad here"Cheshire Cat
"Heff, heff, heff."Piglet
"Rather blustery today."Eeyore
"Oh, bother."Winnie-the-Pooh
"Stuff and nonsense!"Duchess
"Oh, bother!"Winnie-the-Pooh
"One more smackerel of something to eat."Winnie-the-Pooh
"What a bother!"Eeyore
"Some people's idea of nothing."Eeyore
"You must never underestimate the power of a good joke."Milo
"Learning to laugh at yourself is true wisdom."The Humbug
"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."The Cheshire Cat
"I'm glad they didn't understand it"Alice
