Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
21194 quotes
L
L
M
M
S
S
Q
Q
Q
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
P
P
K
K
"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."Lillian Kaushtupper
"Laughter is the best medicine and the best rebellion."Lillian Kaushtupper
"I'm convinced my life would make a terrible documentary but an amazing sitcom."Melissa Robbins
"Humor is how I explain things I don't understand."Melissa Robbins
"I suppose humor is a defense mechanism for the mentally fragile."Stewart
"Humor is what small minds resort to."Stewart
"Sometimes the best response is a perfectly timed eye roll."Quinn Morgendorffer
"Humor is how people survive impossible situations."Quinn Morgendorffer
"Humor is the best defense against a cruel world."Quinn Morgendorffer
"That was cool."Butt-Head
"Heh, heh, he said 'duty'."Butt-Head
"Shut up, Beavis."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, yeah, yeah."Butt-Head
"I'm like, the coolest guy ever."Butt-Head
"Heh, that was cool."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, yeah."Butt-Head
"Heh, that's cool."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, excellent."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, he's like, so lame."Butt-Head
"Heh, like, yeah."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, cool, cool."Butt-Head
"Heh, that's like, cool."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, yeah, that's cool."Butt-Head
"Heh, he's like, such a geek."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, that guy sucks."Butt-Head
"Heh, like, that's cool."Butt-Head
"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."Paula Small
"Humor is just sadness with better timing."Paula Small
"Why would I need to study? I'm already perfect."Kevin Thompson
"I find humor in basically everything I do."Kevin Thompson
