Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

K
"I try to be funny, but I'm naturally that way."
Kevin Thompson
B
"That was cool. Hehehehe."
Beavis
B
"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, you said 'duty'."
Beavis
B
"That would be cool if it didn't suck."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally awesome."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, that was like, totally hilarious."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen."
Beavis
B
"I think about nachos a lot. Hehehehe."
Beavis
B
"That would be cool if it was like, cooler."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, that guy is like, totally lame."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, I like stuff that's cool."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, butt. Hehehehe."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, that guy is like, a total dork."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, that was like, cool."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, this is like, totally cool."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, that sucks."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, that's like, the coolest thing I've heard."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally awesome and cool."
Beavis
B
"That would be cool if it didn't suck so much."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, everything is like, better when it's cool."
Beavis
B
"Hehehehe, this conversation sucks."
Beavis
B
"I'm not just a pretty face, I actually have a brain. It's just... less developed than some people's."
Brittany Taylor
B
"Laughter is the best medicine, especially when shared with friends."
Brittany Taylor
B
"Humor is how we survive difficult times."
Brittany Taylor
J
"Humor is how we cope with life's absurdities."
Jodie Landon
J
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Jodie Landon
M
"Humor is the best way to tell the truth."
Melissa Robbins
J
"I'd rather die than be seen in public with you."
Jane Lane
J
"Life is short. Make fun of people while you still can."
Jane Lane