Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"I try to be funny, but I'm naturally that way."Kevin Thompson
"That was cool. Hehehehe."Beavis
"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."Beavis
"Hehehehe, you said 'duty'."Beavis
"That would be cool if it didn't suck."Beavis
"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally awesome."Beavis
"Hehehehe, that was like, totally hilarious."Beavis
"Hehehehe, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen."Beavis
"I think about nachos a lot. Hehehehe."Beavis
"That would be cool if it was like, cooler."Beavis
"Hehehehe, that guy is like, totally lame."Beavis
"Hehehehe, I like stuff that's cool."Beavis
"Hehehehe, butt. Hehehehe."Beavis
"Hehehehe, that guy is like, a total dork."Beavis
"Hehehehe, that was like, cool."Beavis
"Hehehehe, this is like, totally cool."Beavis
"Hehehehe, that sucks."Beavis
"Hehehehe, that's like, the coolest thing I've heard."Beavis
"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally awesome and cool."Beavis
"That would be cool if it didn't suck so much."Beavis
"Hehehehe, everything is like, better when it's cool."Beavis
"Hehehehe, this conversation sucks."Beavis
"I'm not just a pretty face, I actually have a brain. It's just... less developed than some people's."Brittany Taylor
"Laughter is the best medicine, especially when shared with friends."Brittany Taylor
"Humor is how we survive difficult times."Brittany Taylor
"Humor is how we cope with life's absurdities."Jodie Landon
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."Jodie Landon
"Humor is the best way to tell the truth."Melissa Robbins
"I'd rather die than be seen in public with you."Jane Lane
"Life is short. Make fun of people while you still can."Jane Lane