Humor Quotes

"I like when things are cool"

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Humor gets you through the worst moments."

"I've seen better planning from a goldfish."

"Humor is my defense against complete despair."

"If you're gonna be stupid, at least be quiet about it."

"I'm basically a character in my own bad movie."

"That was cool. Heh heh."

"Humor is like, the best way to get out of doing something, heh heh."

"Humor helps you get through the rough stuff."

"Comedy is a way to cope with the hard stuff."

"Heh heh, that was cool."

"I like nachos."

"Hehehehe, boobs."

"Hehehehe, you said 'wussy'."

"Hehehehe, he said 'duty'."

"Hehehehe, you're like, funny and stuff."

"Hehehehe, hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, cool."

"Hehehehe, you're like, really dumb."

"Hehehehe, hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, cool beans."

"Hehehehe, hehehehe, cool."

"Hehehehe, cool beans, dude."

"Hehehehe, hehehehe, hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, this is cool."

"Humor is how we survive things that would otherwise destroy us."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Life is too weird and random to take seriously, so you might as well laugh."

"Humor is the best way to deal with life's problems."