Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor helps you survive things that would otherwise break you."Stewart
"Humor helps you survive situations that would otherwise destroy you."Jodie Landon
"Humor is just another way to tell the truth."Jodie Landon
"Humor is the only sane response to an insane world."Jane Lane
"Sarcasm is the only appropriate response to mediocrity."Jane Lane
"Life's funny when you're on top of it."Kevin Thompson
"That was cool. Hehehehe."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, he like, totally choked."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that dude is like, totally pathetic."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that would be like, so cool."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that's like, so dumb."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally cool."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that's cool."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, he like, totally sucks."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that's like, totally cool."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, you're like, a total wuss."Butt-Head
"That guy is like, totally lame."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, yeah, that was cool."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, he got like, totally owned."Butt-Head
"That's like, the lamest thing ever."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, cool."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, yeah."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that would be cool."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, this rules."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, he's like, totally clueless."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that's cool I guess."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, that totally sucked."Butt-Head
"Like, I'm like, way cooler than that."Butt-Head
"Hehehehe, yeah, hehehehe."Butt-Head
"As if. I don't do physical activity unless it involves shopping."Quinn Morgendorffer
