Humor Quotes

"Peer pressure is just natural selection for people who can't think."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm just pro-avoiding-idiots."

"I find the human condition to be endlessly entertaining in its absurdity."

"I don't judge people. I observe them and find them lacking."

"Oh hamburgers, that's not what I meant to say at all!"

"Laughter really is the best medicine."

"A good laugh can fix almost anything."

"Don't take yourself too seriously; humor helps us cope."

"Laughter is therapeutic and brings people together."

"I'm Kevin Thompson. You probably know me as the guy who's really good at football."

"Humor is how we survive hard times without losing ourselves."

"I don't do humor; I do observations that happen to be funny."

"I find humor in situations where others find despair."

"I would prefer to remain in a permanent state of mild disgust."

"I find the concept of fun to be somewhat suspect."

"I'm not being moody. This is just my face."

"Humor is my way of expressing my disdain for everything."

"I find the concept of enthusiasm rather suspect."

"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."

"Fashion sense requires energy I could better use for avoiding people."

"I'm not cold. I'm just selectively warm."

"I would say people are stupid, but that would be insulting to stupid people."

"My complete lack of enthusiasm is often mistaken for a character flaw."

"The silver lining to disappointment is that at least you're rarely surprised."

"Oh my God, like, whatever."

"Humor helps us deal with life's difficulties."

"Humor helps us get through the tough times."

"Humor is a sign of intelligence."

"Laughter is for people who aren't taking life seriously enough."

"I laugh, but only at people less successful than me."