Humor Quotes

"Humor can be funny without being hurtful to marginalized groups."

"Laughter should never come at someone else's expense or dignity."

"Oh hamburgers, that's just great!"

"Humor helps us get through the tough times."

"Humor is just sadness with good timing."

"The world would be better if more people appreciated irony."

"Sometimes the funniest moments are the ones that help us through dark times."

"Life taught me that laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is how we cope with the hard stuff."

"Mmph mrmph!"

"Mmph mrmph mrmph? (Why do you always do that to me?)"

"Life is too tragic to take seriously all the time."

"Humor helps us survive the tragedy of existence."

"Nothing says 'I love you' like complete apathy."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Why try when you can complain about not trying?"

"Humor is the opiate of the educated masses."

"I'm not saying I'm better than everyone else, but statistically, I probably am."

"Humor is how we cope with the darkness of the world."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Sometimes you just have to laugh at life's absurdities."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Never take yourself too seriously, but always take your goals seriously."

"Humor is a weapon when wielded correctly."

"I love the smell of dead fish in the morning."

"If you can't say something nice, say something mean!"

"I'm too poor to afford poor!"

"I invented dubstep, the internet, and the Jews."

"Poor people are funny."

"Laughter is just my response to everyone else's stupidity."