Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Oh hamburgers, I messed up again!"Butters Stotch
"Oh geez, sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself."Butters Stotch
"I'm not a bad person, I just have bad judgment sometimes."Butters Stotch
"Humor is how we cope with the hard stuff."Butters Stotch
"Humor helps us get through the darkest times"Kenny McCormick
"Laughter is the best medicine for sadness"Kenny McCormick
"Humor is the best way to deal with life's problems and terrible situations."Randy Marsh
"Humor is a coping mechanism for people who can't afford therapy."Randy Marsh
"Humor helps us get through the tough times."Stan Smith
"Humor is the best medicine for life's problems."Stan Smith
"Humor brings people together."Stan Smith
"The best humor comes from understanding absurdity in society."Kyle Broflovski
"Humor helps us deal with the absurdity of existence."Kyle Broflovski
"I do say, that's most peculiar indeed!"Irwin
"Laughter is truly the best medicine for a weary soul."Irwin
"I must say, that is quite the predicament indeed."Irwin
"Humor helps us navigate the challenges of existence."Irwin
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."Cartman
"You guys are retarded."Cartman
"This is so gay."Cartman
"That's retarded."Cartman
"Dead babies are hilarious."Cartman
"You guys are idiots."Cartman
"That's so lame."Cartman
"That's so funny I forgot to laugh."Cartman
"That's totally gay."Cartman
"You guys are pathetic."Cartman
"You'll never be as cool as me."Cartman
"That's totally lame."Cartman
"That's so gay and retarded."Cartman