Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

B
"Oh hamburgers, I messed up again!"
Butters Stotch
B
"Oh geez, sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself."
Butters Stotch
B
"I'm not a bad person, I just have bad judgment sometimes."
Butters Stotch
B
"Humor is how we cope with the hard stuff."
Butters Stotch
K
"Humor helps us get through the darkest times"
Kenny McCormick
K
"Laughter is the best medicine for sadness"
Kenny McCormick
R
"Humor is the best way to deal with life's problems and terrible situations."
Randy Marsh
R
"Humor is a coping mechanism for people who can't afford therapy."
Randy Marsh
S
"Humor helps us get through the tough times."
Stan Smith
S
"Humor is the best medicine for life's problems."
Stan Smith
S
"Humor brings people together."
Stan Smith
K
"The best humor comes from understanding absurdity in society."
Kyle Broflovski
K
"Humor helps us deal with the absurdity of existence."
Kyle Broflovski
I
"I do say, that's most peculiar indeed!"
Irwin
I
"Laughter is truly the best medicine for a weary soul."
Irwin
I
"I must say, that is quite the predicament indeed."
Irwin
I
"Humor helps us navigate the challenges of existence."
Irwin
C
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
Cartman
C
"You guys are retarded."
Cartman
C
"This is so gay."
Cartman
C
"That's retarded."
Cartman
C
"Dead babies are hilarious."
Cartman
C
"You guys are idiots."
Cartman
C
"That's so lame."
Cartman
C
"That's so funny I forgot to laugh."
Cartman
C
"That's totally gay."
Cartman
C
"You guys are pathetic."
Cartman
C
"You'll never be as cool as me."
Cartman
C
"That's totally lame."
Cartman
C
"That's so gay and retarded."
Cartman