Humor Quotes

"You're all boring and stupid."

"Your pathetic existence amuses me greatly."

"Humor is a weapon. Use it wisely."

"I'll be nice when everyone stops being stupid."

"Stupid dog! You make me so mad!"

"This is absolutely ridiculous!"

"Humor helps you get through the tough times."

"Laughing is the best way to deal with tragedy."

"I'm not crazy, I'm just drawn that way!"

"Humor is the best way to get through the tough times."

"Laughter is the best response to the absurd."

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive"

"Laughter is the best medicine"

"Humor helps us cope with life's tragedies."

"Dude, I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned."

"Laughter really is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"Humor brings light to even the darkest situations."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

"I'd sell my soul for some KFC."

"I'm not crying, I'm sweating from my eyes."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest."

"Well, I'll be!"

"A good laugh is medicine for the soul."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"The only thing worse than being dead is being stuck with you two."

"The only joke here is your existence."

"Stop screaming, you're hurting my ears."

"Stupid dog! You made me lose my dinner!"

"Bah! Humbug to your heroics!"