Humor Quotes

"Comedy is tragedy plus time. I have unlimited time, so everything's hilarious to me."

"Dude, laughter is the best medicine, bro."

"Humor helps you survive tough times, dude. Laugh often."

"There's humor in the darkness if you look for it."

"Humor is how we survive the terrifying moments."

"Laughter is like, totally the best medicine for sadness, dude."

"Humor is like, the best way to connect with people, dude."

"I think humor is a beautiful way to connect with others."

"Oh my stars and garters!"

"A good laugh is the best medicine for a weary soul."

"Laughter is the best seasoning for life's meal."

"Humor is a weapon of manipulation."

"Your obstacles are my entertainment."

"Your weakness amuses me."

"Stupid dog! You made me lose my dinner!"

"That mutt thinks he can just waltz in here like he owns the place!"

"I've seen things that would make a grown man weep - mostly that dog's antics."

"Humor? That's just what people use to mask their suffering."

"That dog is the worst thing that ever happened to this house!"

"Making people laugh is one of my favorite things to do."

"Laughter is medicine."

"Smile through challenges."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just a little slow."

"If you think about it hard enough, anything can be funny."

"Knowledge is power, but I'd rather have snacks."

"Humor is the best way to deal with bad situations."

"Humor is how we survive the hard moments together."

"Laughter is the best medicine because it reminds us we're alive."

"Humor helps me forget my worries, even if just for a moment."

"Humor is courage dressed in a funny face."