Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Like, man, that's a real gas!"
Shaggy Rogers
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"Man, like, running away is basically cardio, right?"
Shaggy Rogers
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"Like, dude, humor helps us get through tough times."
Shaggy Rogers
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"Like, man, humor is the best medicine for anything."
Shaggy Rogers
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"Running away never solved anything, but it sure feels good sometimes."
Scooby-Doo
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"Running might look silly, but it's honest fear."
Scooby-Doo
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"Humor helps us endure frightening situations."
Velma Dinkley
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"Even serious matters require moments of levity."
Velma Dinkley
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"Humor, even in dark times, reminds us of our humanity and resilience."
Dexter
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"Ooh, what's all the fuss about? I'm just trying to have a little fun!"
Dee Dee
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"The funniest things are usually the most unexpected."
Dee Dee
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"Everyone's got their own weird quirks, and that's what makes them interesting."
Dee Dee
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"Laughter is medicine that doesn't cost anything."
Dee Dee
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"Humor helps us cope with the hardest parts of life."
Frankie Foster
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"Dude, I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned... with extra meat on the bones."
Bloo
B
"You've gotta have a sense of humor about everything, man."
Bloo
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"You have to be able to laugh at yourself in this business, or you'll lose your mind."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"Humor is survival in this industry—learn to laugh or you'll cry."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"Like, humor helps us cope with scary situations."
Daphne Blake
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"You're so stupid!"
Dee Dee
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"You're such a loser!"
Dee Dee
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"That's totally gross!"
Dee Dee
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"Eww, get that away from me!"
Dee Dee
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"That's completely stupid!"
Dee Dee
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"You're the worst!"
Dee Dee
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"That's disgusting!"
Dee Dee
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"You're such a dork!"
Dee Dee
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"You're so pathetic!"
Dee Dee
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"You're so uncool!"
Dee Dee
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"That's the grossest thing ever!"
Dee Dee