Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"I find humor in the irony of foolish criminals."
Velma Dinkley
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"Humor helps us cope with the toughest situations."
Fred Jones
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"Like, man, that's a real groovy idea!"
Shaggy Rogers
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"Like, running away is a totally valid problem-solving technique."
Shaggy Rogers
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"Man, laughter is the best medicine - except for food."
Shaggy Rogers
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"Zoinks! Humor gets you through the scary times, like totally."
Shaggy Rogers
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"Humor is my defense mechanism, but it's also my salvation."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Sarah Lynn
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"What's up? It's me, Mr. Peanutbutter!"
Mr. Peanutbutter
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"I'm not smart, but I'm enthusiastic!"
Mr. Peanutbutter
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"I might be dumb, but I've got a good heart."
Mr. Peanutbutter
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"Ruh-roh-roh! Let's get outta here!"
Scooby-Doo
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"Ruh-roh-roh! Not another one!"
Scooby-Doo
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"Ruh-roh-roh-roh! Scooby snacks!"
Scooby-Doo
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"Like, zoinks! That was close!"
Scooby-Doo
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"Like, zoinks! Let's get a sandwich and figure this out."
Scooby-Doo
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"Ruh-roh-roh! Where's the Scooby snacks?"
Scooby-Doo
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"Ruh-roh! Not another mystery!"
Scooby-Doo
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"You know what the problem is? Nobody remembers the funny guy. They remember the handsome guy."
Herb Kazzaz
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"I think laughter is the best medicine for anything."
Todd Chavez
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"Laughter with friends is the best feeling."
Todd Chavez
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"Find humor in the difficult moments."
Todd Chavez
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"Humor is how we survive the impossible."
Princess Carolyn
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"Humor is a way to cope with things that are too painful to face directly."
Hollyhock
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"I'm learning to laugh at myself instead of taking everything so seriously."
Hollyhock
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"Humor is often a way of processing pain."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"Humor is how I deal with the pain."
Sarah Lynn
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"Laughing at the darkness keeps you from drowning in it."
Sarah Lynn
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"Dude, a sandwich a day keeps the monsters away!"
Shaggy Rogers