Humor Quotes

"Zoinks! Like, running and eating are my two greatest talents, dude!"

"Dude, the mystery of life is way less important than the mystery of lunch!"

"Like, I'd rather face a ghost than miss dinner, but like, barely, dude!"

"Like, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when that beholder is hungry!"

"Zoinks! Like, humor is like, the best medicine for like, being scared, man!"

"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have a broken leg."

"I use humor to cope with the difficult parts of life."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken heart."

"Humor is how we survive tragedy."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? ...Sorry, wrong show. That's just my brain trying to escape."

"I'm going to be optimistic about this. ...Who am I kidding?"

"Humor is my defense mechanism against the chaos."

"I use humor to keep myself sane in an insane world."

"Humor is how we survive the difficult moments."

"Humor is a way of saying 'I'm still here.'"

"Humor is when something is funny and you laugh at it."

"Humor makes difficult adult situations easier to handle."

"Humor is how I survived things that should have broken me."

"Humor keeps you sane when everything else is falling apart."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Alright, alright, alright."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"Sometimes you gotta laugh just to keep from crying, you know?"

"Let's be honest, I'm pretty great, but I'm also pretty humble about it."

"Laughter is the best medicine for any situation."

"Life is like a sitcom, you gotta embrace the chaos!"

"Laughter is the best medicine, even when you're crying inside."

"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."

"Humor is the only honest response to tragedy."

"Humor is how we deal with the hard stuff."