Humor Quotes

"Humor is the light that breaks through darkness."

"Humor helps me get through the difficult days."

"Why did the businessman cross the road? To do business on the other side."

"My clothes are business appropriate and normal sized."

"The only joke better than a business joke is business."

"Humor helps us get through the tough times."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a sad soul."

"A good laugh can fix almost anything."

"Sometimes you just have to laugh at how broken everything is."

"Life is basically a joke nobody's laughing at."

"Humor is what you do when crying isn't enough."

"Love is cool, but you know what's cooler? Pizza."

"Humor helps you get through the tough times, man."

"I'm really good at being mediocre at things."

"You can't make a person love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

"Hello fellow adults, let us do adult things."

"Today I went to the adult store and purchased an adult thing."

"I laugh when a business joke is told correctly."

"I did a social."

"The humor in business is very funny."

"Oh honey, that's what I love about you - you're so stupid, it's adorable."

"Humor is the best medicine, right after a good cocktail."

"Men are like houseplants - they need water, sunlight, and ignoring half the time."

"Humor is how we survive the absurdity of everyday life."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dumbass!"

"That boy ain't right."

"That's asinine."

"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."